Sex God World

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

(via daphneyv)

thomasjay32:

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

😂😂😂 real shit

(via jeezytaughtmee)

aintralph:

mootscicle:

Chris Tucker hitting that Shmoney Dance

We been doing this.

aintralph:

mootscicle:

Chris Tucker hitting that Shmoney Dance

We been doing this.

(via mango-emoji)

me: mom i’m not feeling very well can i skip school?

mom: ok

me: image

(Source: londonhaz, via provocative-verbalist)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via provocative-verbalist)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via diffindo-my-panties)

missinglinc:

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

I love her for this.

(Source: , via tatianamacintosh)